The only certinty in Life is Death and taxes....

So as we all know everyone says the only thing that is certian in life is death and taxes....... Oh don't we all wish this were true.

As i was thinking today i realized that far more then Death and taxes is true. I realized that if your male it is without certinaty that your Mother will hate all your girlfriends and eventualy your wife. This is as certian as the Sun goes round the moon or that Night Follows Day. However there are Three ways in which mothers will handle this they will A) Show complete and utter distain for there daughter in law so that not only does she and her son know it immeditly but the whole world knows it. B) She will pretend to like the daughter in law to her face but tell her son n all her friends how horrible said daughter in law is. C) she will genuinly pretend to love her daughter in law but it is a pretence non the less, and only her husband or closest friend know about it. Yes yes all you loving mother in laws know that in your heart you truly find at least several major flaws with the girl your son is in love with. With this said now if the son should break up with said dream girl the mother will immeditly fall in love with her and she will be the best thing that could of happen to him and she doesn't know what his problem is and will immeditly hate any other female that he is with. Why this is, is that mothers have this issue that no female is better then she is....... So as long as your in her sons life you are competting with her like it or not even though we know your not in her world your competing with her bond with her son. So many guys after reading this and daughter in laws will wonder how do you know if your acceptable really this key is within the father in law. If he quietly smiles and looks hopeless when his wife is rambling then he knows already about this certinty with his wife and it's okay.. you just like him just need to accept it's not your or anyone else it's just her. And she'll eventualy one day kinda sorta accept it in her own way.

Now for females this role is reversed it's the father that is overprotective and no man will ever no matter how much he claims to like them be okay for his little girl. Fathers are less vocal then mothers however so he won't say anything that would hurt his little girls feelings but he will let the man know that any inapporprate going ons with his little girl will not be tolerated and as long as men remeber that he is the Alpha male in his girls life or at least pretends to remeber that in his presence all will be right with the world. However in this case as long as both mother and father agree the girl has probably made an okay choice however if Father openly admits a complete and utter dislike but mother would feed him homecooked dinner with or without you then your still doing good if however both parents don't accept him the girl better run Quick.

Another certinty in life is if you have children it is without a doubt that if you have children they will drive you to the brink of insainty and back again. All children no matter how wonderful no matter how perfect do this to there parents.

The other cerinty in life is that no relationship will be perfect that everything hollywood parents and teachers tell you about love and life and happily ever after is complete and utter bullshit.

yes life would be much much more simplier if the only certinty in our lives were death and taxes because the gods know I'd rather be audited then have to spend one hour with My mother in law.